Sunday, July 10, 2011

Tiago's advices #1

After creating the column "Awkward situations" where I report awkward situations that I witnessed or went through, I now present you a new column named "Tiago's advices" where surprise surprise I will be sharing useful advices based on my acquired experience.

One of these afternoons at work, or in Madcat's timezone one of these dawns where he wasn't sleeping, we were talking about... uhm... many things. Eventually when the conversation turn to Asian girls, Madcat only had as a reference Japanese girls, he went to Pro Tour Yokohama with me.

Madcat: I'm not so impressed with Asian girls, but then again I only saw Japanese ones.

Me: Japanese girls are quite ok actually. You weren't so impressed because in Japan most of the girls we saw had their knees bend to the inside while walking making it look like their legs have a problem, plus their teeth aren't arranged. Here's my advice to you: Never go to the dentist in Japan or buy a Japanese toothpaste. The tooth paste I'm actually using was bought in Japan (true story), and everytime I finish brushing my teeth they don't feel like they're clean, so I have to brush them again. And this, is the advice that I leave you.